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The Reverend En Fuego is a local, born and raised in the hood of Tacoma. Having survived multiple attacks on his person, he has gained a toughness and fortitute that can only be matched by his appetite. He's a big guy, after all.

On his twenty-second birthday, tragedy struck. While working in his home, cleaning the carpet, lightening struck and fused him with a Swiffer Carpet Mop. After years of rehabilitation, he has decided to accept his fate and use his powers for good.

Some of you are on the fence about cleaning power of The Reverend En Fuego. To assure you of quality, here are some customer testimonials!
Carpet cleaners who are ordained? What could be better?!
- Jeff

You are going to change many lives now! And it's going to be for the best! Love ya! You're hot too!
-Amber

Working sucks. But every so often on my lunch break I would get to tune in and hear The Reverend En Fuego's wonderful voice on the radio. It's the simple things in life that put a smile on my face, and hearing him on the radio always did!
-Donna

Thought you were a good addition to the BJ show until I heard you played magic in the past.
-DJ BJ

I'm telling you it's all about the mullets. I remember every fricken lunch hanging out listening to nirvana and stuff!. Ah the good ol days.
-Jason

-- Justin --
The Reverend En Fuego